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Friday, October 03, 2003

Dan Rubin, was pinched today by the Feds and faces 25 years for violating the Securities laws for a classic pump and dump scheme that used two companies to defraud saps of over 1 million dollars last month the Post reports. The Micro Crap companies dan pump and dumped trade include Marx Toys (symbol: MRXT.OB), which trades for .11 cents today down from Dan's August-September high of .38 cents (or, three times your money for them who laid shorts); and Classica Group (symbol: TCGI), which trades for .65 cents down from Dan's high of 1.50 in January of this year (or nearly three times your money for those who laid shorts, selling to buyers at those lofty highs).

Dan's hinky background is revealed Dan's hinky personal website: "Dan Rubin has served as Chairman of the Board of Directors, Chief Executive Officer and President of the Rubin Investment Group, Inc. since its formation in 1996. From February 1997 through February 1999, Mr. Rubin served as President, Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of the Board of Directors of Country Star Restaurants,Inc., a publicly traded company that operated country music theme restaurants. Mr. Rubin obtained a Bachelor of Arts degree from Princeton University in 1998, as a member of the Class of 1993.

Dan's hinky training as a cabin boy at hinky Josephthal is also revealed on Dan's hinky personal website: "From starting a T-shirt and sweatshirt company in high school to creating the immediately profitable 'Princeton Times' newspaper as an American History major at Princeton University, Rubin's entrepreneurial spirit consistently resulted in successful ventures. After a summer job exposed him to the fast pace and drive of Wall Street, Rubin was hooked; he took a leave of absence one semester shy of graduation in order to work with the Managing Directors of Josephthal, the second-tier investment-banking giant."

Well, we think even Dan would agree: it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. But now Dan gets to use the million dollars he poached on lawyers to make the case go away, so Dan can trade and flease another day. Now ain't that a kick in the chops? (see, 1 Timothy 6: 7).

The SEC is also drumming up business by looking into the cast of characters at Stan Lee Media. Stan, now 82, created Marvel comics and now incs "Stripperella" which features a hero with "glass cutting nipples", and it looks like he was looped in by a bunch of hustlers (one named "Peter Paul") who used his company to run the train on investors, and contribute 5 million to Bill Clinton's and Hillary's run for Senate in 2000.

Hinky 8:54 AM

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Thursday, October 02, 2003

Okay, so last night hinky is writing about Halle, and this morning she is leaving her husband for Fred Durst. Maybe they relate; as Fred said: "I'm too fuckin' good And fuckin' proud I'm gonna show you how Bad it hurts to be a clown." Hinky doesn't not know the Bizkits very well, but they do a shit version of "Jump Around," for what it's worth. Again, I know, who cares?

The score: One bank robbed, and we had three stabbers last night around town. Michael O'Looney of the NYPD's Public Information Office did a great job fingering a raper from Hinky's neighborhood last night as he was getting on the 4,5,6 train in Union square. A woman was raped on the upper west side (96th street) by a 50 year old man she knew.

Crudele rants in the post that the government's estimates of spending on tech are way off (about 100 billion off). He notes that even a Merrill, Lynch's tech analyst is exposing this accounting hoax (a member of a group that is usually remain quiet about the creative beltway accounting). Keep your eyes peeled; and remember, it's the tenth month.

Hinky 10:20 AM

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Okay, so last night hinky is writing about Halle, and this morning she is leaving her husband for Fred Durst. Maybe they relate; as Fred said: "I'm too fuckin' good And fuckin' proud I'm gonna show you how Bad it hurts to be a clown." Hinky doesn't not know the Bizkits very well, but they do a shit version of "Jump Around," for what it's worth. Again, I know, who cares?

The score: One bank robbed, and we had three stabbers last night around town. Michael O'Looney of the NYPD's Public Information Office did a great job fingering a raper from Hinky's neighborhood last night as he was getting on the 4,5,6 train in Union square. A woman was raped on the upper west side (96th street) by a 50 year old man she knew.

Crudele rants in the post that the government's estimates of spending on tech are way off (about 100 billion off). He notes that even a Merrill, Lynch's tech analyst is exposing this accounting hoax (a member of a group that is usually remain quiet about the creative beltway accounting). Keep your eyes peeled; and remember, it's the tenth month.

Hinky 9:54 AM

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Okay, so last night hinky is writing about Halle, and this morning she is leaving her husband for Fred Durst. Maybe they relate; as Fred said: "I'm too fuckin' good And fuckin' proud I'm gonna show you how Bad it hurts to be a clown." Hinky doesn't not know the Bizkits very well, but they do a shit version of "Jump Around," for what it's worth. Again, I know, who cares?

The score: One bank robbed, and we had three stabbers last night around town. Michael O'Looney of the NYPD's Public Information Office did a great job fingering a raper from Hinky's neighborhood last night as he was getting on the 4,5,6 train in Union square. A woman was raped on the upper west side (96th street) by a 50 year old man she knew.

Crudele rants in the post that the government's estimates of spending on tech are way off (about 100 billion off). He notes that even a Merrill, Lynch's tech analyst is exposing this accounting hoax (a member of a group that is usually remain quiet about the creative beltway accounting). Keep your eyes peeled; and remember, it's the tenth month.

Hinky 9:54 AM

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Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Anyway, back to Halley Berry, and the hinky insert picture that the post ran to contrast her large photo in the cat suit. It's odd, because it was only about a week ago, Hinky was looking up the original Cat Woman on the Yahoo, to see what it was when it was that I got my first jolt in the pants-- age 8. And we found that it was what it was when it was, just like it was yesterday here:-- what a photo. Can there be any question who the real Catwoman will always be? Julie Newmar, the original Catwoman was the hinkiest thing I ever saw from age 8, up until today, when the Post showed Halley Berry in her cat suit. The photo in the post was something to see, but the insert was a low blow to the actress. It seems that the post is running the raggediest pix it can of the Oscar winning actress whenever they get the chance, the way the media made her small with that hole nude scene thing, until her agent stood tall and released a statement about it.

It's hinky, but in the scheme of things, it's a small thing. It's not like the jostling and manipulation we see over the world's oil supply, right; or say the supply of Cocaine flowing around the globe, or even the number of illegal aliens who are flocking to America to work longer and harder for less. These are not small things. The Beauty supply... however hinky it is stored and distributed remains a small thing in times like these.

Hinky 6:20 PM

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Hinky is the photo of Halle Berry in the post today, as they film "Catwoman" in Canada. Not the catsuit pic, which is enough to make a blind man see, but the inset, where they took a picture of her looking old and shabby. It looks like they gave the superstar the biz on this one, like the story about her posing nude for money in one of those films she did. Hinky doesn't normally take an interest in the stars, but the Halley nude story was everywhere and everywhere hinky. She was being tarred for doing nude scenes... why? Who cares, right?

It's Oct., are you ready to see the market tank, again? Hinky has no crystal ball, but things aren't looking so bullish lately on the employment front, and consumers can only spend so much of what they do not have, and are not getting back in taxes. Gas prices are high enough to bail out other parts of the world, where the people are eating .30 lunches. Currency prices are whipping around, and now the democrats are all over the White house for outing a CIA agent. Politically messy, economically strained and a cool wind blowing down from the north. Lock in those yields.

Hinky 2:02 PM

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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

There is a lot to be said... just not right now, because there is even more painting to be done.

Hinky 7:06 PM

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Hinky 12:51 PM

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Hey, good to see you too. What can i tell you. Work Work Work Work, paint the apartment, work work. Meanwhile, the administration exposed a CIA agent. I am confused. Who is running this F___ ing circus anyway?

Jack Chirac is on the post, pulling the First Lady's hand up to his hunched over head for a little wet action. The look on each of their faces is the hinkiest thing we see today, that is if you ignore the investment banker who killed his 8 year old, then sat in front of a nj transit train. Sad but true.

lunch.

Hinky 12:12 PM

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