Sunday, February 22, 2004
Jeff Skilling, or the quack plastic surgeon who killed the Wall Street analyst after a botched fake operation. Well, the murdering fuck wins if not for scale and scope then for both socio and psycho-pathological shock value (The nypost reported that he killed a patient and moved to latin america to avoid jail: "The source also said investigators believe Faiello has at least $100,000 in cash at his disposal - mostly from the sale of the Newark home where financial consultant Maria Cruz, 35, was found buried Wednesday.) The quack beat the pointspread, however, if you add up all the billions that Jeff Skilling is personally responsible for burning off of the nation's capital markets, the pension funds, the savings, the creditablity of the nation's capital markets, the missed payments, the eroding tax base, and how many live he help wreck, after being handed the keys to the kingdom... we'll he is a hell of a lot closer second than america is willing to admit. His haircut is the tell-- kind of Marlon Brando in Apocolypse Now with that wild ass, pre pony tail working.
Businessweek wrote: "In U.S. Magistrate Judge Frances Stacy's courtroom, Skilling sat at a table with his attorneys, flipping through the thick document, which accused him of 35 counts of wire and securities fraud (see BW Online, 2/19/04, "The Case Against Jeff Skilling"). While reading, he shook his head and smiled as if at the absurdity of the allegations."
And the markets rally-- it's enough to give Yacove Smirnoff a kanipshon fit: "What a country. Speaking of russia- and china, and the middle east, and who'se got the oil, and who needs it to make the cheap shit Americans load up their SUVs at the Walmart/Sam's Cult, etc... we'll we have the wildcat's at bay in the middle east and anywhere they are laundering their filthy cash, as we await Osama's "capture" around July, and the time our hinky little natural gas puts expire, and everything is looking great, but what really takes that cake is Ralph NADER-- BACK AGAIN for 2003! We where hoping something would top DEAN's blurting, and sure enough, just when you thought nobody would talk, here comes a Quaker. Fuckin Aye!
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